The Bill of Non-Rights

This should be included in the platforms of all

presidential candidates, especially Article XI.

"We The People Of The United States. . ."

The following has been attributed to

State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA.

This guy should run for President one day...

"We the sensible people of the United States,

in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,

keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and
secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time

to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines
for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional,

and other liberal bedwetters!"

"We hold these truths to be self evident
that a whole lot of people are confused

by the Bill of Rights and are so dim
they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV,

or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you
can legally acquire them, but no one is

guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended.

This country is based on freedom, and that
means freedom for everyone -- not just you!

You may leave the room, turn the channel,
express a different opinion, etc.; but the world

is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm.

If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be
more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to

make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing.

Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will

gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary
of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch

potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation
of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V:

You do not have the right to free health care.

That would be nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI:

You do not have the right to physically harm other people.

If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone,

don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in

the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII:

You do not have the right to the possessions of others.

If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services
of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get

together and lock you away in a place where you still won't

have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:

You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you

to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,

but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities
of education and vocational training laid before you

to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX:

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means

that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way,

is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance
of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X:

This is an English speaking country.

We don't care where you are from,

English is our language ! !

Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
.

Lastly. . . .

ARTICLE XI:
You do not have the right to change our

country's history or heritage.

This country was founded on the belief in one true God.

And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion,

any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution.

The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and

history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,

TOUGH ! ! ! !

If you agree, share this with a friend !

No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic
will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about
time common sense is allowed to flourish.

Sensible people of the United States speak out
because if you do not, who will?

This Bill of Non-Rights has been attributed to

State Representative Mitchell Kaye of

The Great State of Georgia.