"I never met a man I didn't like!"

"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans."

"Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote

on what he is to do."

"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation."

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."

"Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?"

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."

"I am not a member of any organized political party.

I am a Democrat."

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have

the whole government working for you. "

'I don't know jokes; I just watch the government

and report the facts."

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is

open season on senators."

"Things in our country run in spite of government,

not by aid of it."

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."

"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."

"We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others."

"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."

The Above Will Rogers Quotes Reprinted Courtesy: BrainyMedia.com - Copyright 2008