2003-2005

Tidbits, Tips and Humor

 

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Insightful Quotes

 

"The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities."  (Vic Braden)

 

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.  (William Jennings Bryan)

 

"Goodness is the only investment that never fails."  ( Henry David Thoreau)

 

"I'm as old as yesterday's sunset, and as young as tomorrow's dream." (F. H. Smith)

 

"Nothing is impossible for those people who don't have to do the work themselves." (DEMC- e-magazine)

 

"No one succeeds without effort ... Those who succeed owe their success to their perseverance."  (Ramana Maharshi)

 

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Household Tips: (e-mailed to us by a family friend)

 

  • Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.

  • Don't throw out leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces, or making a pot roast.

  • Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

  • Sealed envelope - Put it in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap to open. The envelope can then be resealed.

  • Use vertical strokes when washing the outside of windows, and horizontal strokes when washing the inside. That way, you can tell which side still has streaks.

  • When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape (packing or masking tape will do in a pinch too) before resorting for the tweezers or a needle.  Simply put the tape over the splinter, then pull off the tape. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and effortlessly.

Please,  E-Mail us your Favorite Household Tips to share with others.

 

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Just For Today -

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" An Observation On Youth "

 

Youth is not entirely a time of life - it is a state of mind. It is not wholly  a matter of ripe cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It is a temper of will, a quality of imagination, a vigor of emotions.

 

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals and ideas, their hopes, and their dreams. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fears; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

 

In that central place of every heart, there is a recording chamber; as long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage, you are young.

 

When the wires are all down and your heart is covered with the snows of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then and only then have you grown old.  (Source Unknown  - Reprinted courtesy of "Waters" World)

 

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Believe In YourSelf

  • Dream freely
  • Envision excellence
  • Cherish your creations
  • Exude enthusiasm
  • Be inspired
  • Inspire others
  • Take pride in yourself
  • Recognize inner beauty
  • Draw on inner strength
  • Look inside your soul
  • Create peace
  • Seek truth
  • Spread joy
  • Embark on adventure
  • Launch new ideas
  • Think big
  • Invoke positives
  • Live life fully
  • Reach out
  • Aim high
  • Find happiness
  • Expect the best
  • Be the best

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** Life's Little Instructions **

* Sing in the shower * Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated * Watch a sunrise at least once a year * Never refuse homemade brownies * Strive for excellence, not perfection * Plant a tree on your birthday * Learn three "clean" jokes * Compliment three people everyday * Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them * Leave everything a little better than you found it * Keep things simple * Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures * Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know * Ask for a raise when you think you've earned it * Be forgiving of yourself and others * Over tip the waitress * Say "Thank You" alot * Say "Please" alot * Avoid negative people * Remember other peoples birthdays * Commit yourself to constant improvement * Carry jumper cables in your trunk * Have a firm handshake * Send lots of Valentines Day cards * Sign them - "From someone who thinks you're terrific" * Look other people in the eye * Be the first to say "Hello" * Return all things that you borrow * Make new friends, but cherish the old ones * Keep secrets * Sing in a choir * Have a dog or a cat * Always accept an outstretched hand * Stop blaming others, take responsibility for every area of your life * Wave at kids on school buses * Be there when people need you * Don't expect life to be fair * Never underestimate the power of love * Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation * Don't be afraid to say "I made a mistake" * Don't be afraid to say "I don't know" * Marry only for love * Compliment even small improvements * Keep your promises (No Matter What) * Rekindle old friendships * Count your blessings *  (Source Unknown  - Reprinted courtesy of "Waters" World)

 

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If you like Smiley Faces,

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Famous "Quotes about Smiley Faces;

 

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." - Mark Twain -

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.
- Source Unknown -

"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."
- William Arthur Ward -

 

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"Hello", Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

"A bit of offbeat phone humor!"

 

  • If your are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

  • If you are co-dependant, please ask someone else to press 2.

  • If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, 6.

  • If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Press "0" or just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. Press 8, *,  # for pre-recorded message.

  • If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you don't believe us, press 7 or 9.

Use this keypad to access the Hotline

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"Laughter is the Best Medicine"

Hope Your day was brightened !

 

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